it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
so much tequila, so little girl.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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