i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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