Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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