so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
