my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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