There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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