Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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