I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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