omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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