Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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