I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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