I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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