we're blogging at a bar
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
