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Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

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(707): Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver. http://tfl.nu/8bap

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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup

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(413): theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup http://tfl.nu/8gp9

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(443): View more from Maryland

shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.

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wrong number but thanks

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(443): shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten. (610): wrong number but thanks http://tfl.nu/9cua

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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.

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(732): im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad. http://tfl.nu/jkuj

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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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(212): It's never good when you wake up covered with burns http://tfl.nu/8fkk

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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair

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(716): There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair http://tfl.nu/dbyu

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(646): View more from New York

Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.

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(646): Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans. http://tfl.nu/r33v

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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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(803): I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night. http://tfl.nu/gwrd

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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?

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(217): Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up? http://tfl.nu/08g9

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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.

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(850): I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend. http://tfl.nu/659e

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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.

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(920): I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine. http://tfl.nu/elnb

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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.

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(270): Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. http://tfl.nu/l82s

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(573): View more from Missouri

Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?

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(573): Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do? http://tfl.nu/m41p

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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.

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(937): she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality. http://tfl.nu/ox7x

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(619): View more from California

So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.

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(619): So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole. http://tfl.nu/on15

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