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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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