did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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