Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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