i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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