and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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