What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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