no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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