dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I have fence marks all over my body
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