gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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