I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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