Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize