normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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