I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She's the barista slut.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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