Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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