I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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