having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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