she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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