Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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