There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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