in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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