Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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