Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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