Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
