So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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