Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Randomize
