he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My hand turned me down
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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