Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
