i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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