I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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