im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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