i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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