Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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