haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize