We're facebook friends in real life
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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