Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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