I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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