yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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