okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I understand Curling. That high.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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