Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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