im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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