Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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